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الخميس، 18 سبتمبر 2008

الرجاء يعير الطاهر الدغمي لوداد الفاسي

الرجاء يعير الطاهر الدغمي لوداد الفاسي

ملخص فوت نادي الرجاء البيضاوي نجم وسط ميدانه الطاهر الدغمي الذي كان قد تعاقد معه الموسم الماضي قادما من الرشاد البرنوصي لأحد أندية الدرجة الثانية

المغرب (ياللاكورة) - فوت نادي الرجاء البيضاوي نجم وسط ميدانه الطاهر الدغمي الذي كان قد تعاقد معه الموسم الماضي قادما من الرشاد البرنوصي لأحد أندية الدرجة الثانية، وهو نادي وداد الفاسي على سبيل الإعارة لموسم واحد.

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وجاء هذا التفويت نتيجة رغبة اللاعب في الإلتحاق بنادي الوداد الفاسي لرغبة مسؤولي هذا الأخير وإلحاحهم بالإستفادة من خدماته، وتفهم الرجاء وضعية اللاعب الذي لم يكسب مكانته كلاعب أساسي وجلوسه في كرسي الإحتياط بشكل دائم ورغبته في البحث عن فريق يلعب له باستمرار حتى ولو كان بالدرجة الثانية.

الأحد، 13 أبريل 2008

Two lawyers


Two lawyers had been life long friends: they were partners and shared everything, including their hot-blooded secretary.

One day the secretary announced she was pregnant. They told her not to worry and assured her that they would pay all medical costs and would act as co-fathers when the child was born and provide all expenses thereafter.

The day of delivery arrived. Both the lawyers were at the hospital pacing the floor in the waiting room. Finally one of them said, "I can't take this, I'm going down to sit in my car and wait there. Please come down and tell me as soon as the child is born!"

The partner agreed to do that. About an hour later the partner approached the car with a very grave look on his face.

"What happened?" asked the waiting car occupant.

The other partner announced, "They were twins and mine
died!"

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Australian Monster Motorbike





Monkey In The Plane


Once in Brazil a plane crashed, only a monkey who was traveling in the plane was left alive. Fortunately the monkey was intelligent enough to understand our language and reply in actions.
The officials went to see the monkey in the hospital and had a talk with the monkey.

Officer: "When the plane took off what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Tying their belts"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Saying Hello! Good morning!"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Checking the system"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Looking for my people"

Officer: "After 10' minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Having beverages and snacks"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Serving the travelers"
Officer: "What were the Pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Eating & throwing"

Officer: "After 30 minutes what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "Some were sleeping and some were reading"
Officer: "What were the air hostesses doing?"
Monkey: "Make up"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the steering"
Officer: "What were you doing?"
Monkey: "Nothing"

Officer: "Just before plane crash what were the travelers doing?"
Monkey: "All were sleeping"
Officer: "What were the pilots doing?"
Monkey: "Handling the air hostess"
Officer: What were you doing?
Monkey: Handling the steering!!!! !

No more
Questions!!! !!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!

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House of 1000 mirrors

Long ago in a small, far away village, there was place known as the House of 1000 Mirrors.

A small, happy little dog learned of this place and decided to visit. When he arrived, he bounced happily up the stairs to the doorway of the house.

He looked through the doorway with his ears lifted high and his tail wagging as fast as it could. To his great surprise, he found himself staring at 1000 other happy little dogs with their tails wagging just as fast as his. He smiled a great smile, and was answered with 1000 great smiles just as warm and friendly. As he left the House, he thought to himself, "This is a wonderful place. I will come back and visit it often."

In this same village, another little dog, who was not quite as happy as the first one, decided to visit the house. He slowly climbed the stairs and hung his head low as he looked into the door.

When he saw the 1000 unfriendly looking dogs staring back at him, he growled at them and was horrified to see 1000 little dogs growling back at him. As he left, he thought to himself, "That is a horrible place, and I will never go back there again."

All the faces in the world are mirrors. What kind of reflections do you see in the faces of the people you
meet?

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